NBA Approves New Rule of Too Many Men

by Jared on March 27, 2009

As reported on ESPN.com:

NBA owners have approved a rules change regarding violations for too many men on the court, closing a loophole that allowed Portland to score on a six-on-five situation earlier this season.

If a team is given a technical foul for having too many players, the non-offending team can choose to accept or nullify the action that took place before the whistle blew. If the team playing with five scores, it can keep the points.

So what this rule is saying is that if you think your team is better with 5 players than the other team is with more players, you can go ahead and keep playing…until the refs catch on. And if you score, you can keep the points.

Think about the impact of this rule. The NBA would have more parity among teams, and less lopsided wins. This means that the Sacramento Kings could put 8 players on the court, and only lose to the Lakers by 5 points.

Of course, I’m blowing this out of proportion a little bit. Realistically, come on, the Kings would lose by at least 10 points, even if they triple teamed Kobe.

Honestly, if you were an NBA player and you saw that the other team had more than 5 players on the court, it wouldn’t be viewed as a negative. Instead, your competitive fire would kick up and you’d WANT to score on them. You’d see it as a challenge to beat the odds and do more than is expected. Kind of like Madonna adopting her 100th African baby.

Check the strip.

NBA Too Many Men Rule

espn.com
allears.net
dreamnotoftoday.com

Bookmark and Share

{ 3 comments }

It’s time to geek out!

G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra is coming out on August 7, 2009…but who’s counting. It’s not like I have a countdown clock on my computer desktop or something…

Anyways, I just came across these kick ass G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra wallpapers for your computer. Raise your “geek flag” and show it off at home, or even at work. (Heck, this might finally get you on the IT Guy’s good side)

I have to admit, the costumes are a little “modern” for my taste. (Hey, I’m a purist, it’s not my fault). I was just hoping that the costumes had a more “authentic” feel to them.

Why do the uniforms have to look like the Dark Knight meets Mission Impossible meets The Matrix?

I’d be happy with some old school khaki and green. But then Tatum Channing might just look like a member of the Village People.

I do have to give some props to how the movie guys did Snake Eyes and Storm Shadow. I guess out of any of the characters, these 2 had to stay authentic. Could you imagine the uproar of fanboys if Storm Shadow was “updated”? Damn, that would not be a good day.

Here are the wallpapers. Just click on the link for your desktop size and follow the instructions to get your wallpaper.

Snake Eyes – Probably one of the sickest costume adaptations ever. Hope Ray Park goes into his Darth Maul mode.
Snake Eyes G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra
1024 x 768 Snake Eyes Wallpaper
1280 x 1024 Snake Eyes Wallpaper


Storm Shadow
– Loving the dual sword action. I can’t wait for the fight scene with Snake Eyes.
Storm Shadow G.I. Joe:  The Rise of Cobra
1024 x 768 Storm Shadow Wallpaper
1280 x 1024 Storm Shadow Wallpaper

Duke – I wonder how Duke would look like doing “Step Up” moves?
Duke G.I. Joe:  The Rise of Cobra
1024 x 768 Duke Wallpaper
1280 x 1024 Duke Wallpaper

Baroness – Hot. Period. (Jude Law, you are an idiot)
Baroness G.I. Joe:  The Rise of Cobra
1024 x 768 Baroness Wallpaper
1280 x 1024 Baroness Wallpaper

Scarlett – I have a feeling that Redheads are going to get really popular when this movie opens…
Scarlett G.I. Joe:  The Rise of Cobra
1024 x 768 Scarlett Wallpaper
1280 x 1024 Scarlett Wallpaper

Ripcord – Not exactly the adaptation everyone was expecting (come on, the cartoon character was an entirely different ethnicity), but we can all expect some great one-liners from Marlon.
Ripcord G.I. Joe:  The Rise of Cobra
1024 x 768 Ripcord Wallpaper
1280 x 1024 Ripcord Wallpaper

Photo credits:

www.screenrant.com

Bookmark and Share

{ 3 comments }

My Next Comedy Show – The Comedy Store 3/13/09

March 9, 2009

For those of you in the Los Angeles area interested in checking out one of my shows, I’ll be performing this Friday, 3/13, at The Comedy Store in West Hollywood. I’ve done a few shows here, and this is one of my favorite spots to perform at. My homie Vargus Mason, who was on Last [...]

Read the full article →

Chick Flicks: The Average Man’s Kryptonite

March 6, 2009

I recently experienced one of the most enduring things a man can: a chick flick. The term “chick flick” is a noun, defined in the dictionary as “torture to the male gender; kryptonite” Yes, I admit it, I watched a chick flick. The wifey wanted to grab dinner, then watch Confessions of a Shopaholic and [...]

Read the full article →

Coolio Robbed While Performing

March 4, 2009

Who would have thought it would come to this? Coolio, at 45, is still rockin’ stages in Europe. Good for him. But not so good when he decided to stage dive into the crowd at a recent concert at Staffordshire University in Stoke-on-Trent, England. Apparently, the crowd mistook Coolio for a chupacabra and ran for [...]

Read the full article →

Shaq and Jabbawockeez at 2009 NBA All Star Game

February 16, 2009

Gotta love Shaq’s persona. Always ready to entertain, and he does during his grand entrance at the 2009 NBA All Star game. But what’s more impressive is to see the Jabbawockeez blowin’ up! It’s always inspiring to watch the journey of those who are truly dedicated to their passion and art. The crew has endured [...]

Read the full article →

Owarai Variety Show – Taking Jackass To a Whole Different Level

February 13, 2009

Picture this. 4 comedians agree to play an unsuspecting game of tag. For 24 hours. Receiving punishment if caught. What could go wrong, right? This is the premise of an episode of Owarai, a new Japanese variety comedy show on Hulu.com. I received an email from Erin over at GakiAttack.com (what up Erin!) promoting the [...]

Read the full article →

Notorious Movie Trailer and Review: Biggie Smalls’ Big Dream

February 12, 2009

Sometimes I like to catch a flick and tell everyone what I thought. I’m no film critic, so please excuse me if I don’t speak in “thumbs up, thumbs down” language. Bottom Line: If you are a fan of B.I.G., you’ll love this film. If you’re a fan of Tupac, you’ll get a glimpse of [...]

Read the full article →

Did Chris Brown Beat Down Rihanna? Read and Decide.

February 10, 2009

Chris Brown and Rihanna represent of the power couples of the hip hop/r&b world. So you can imagine how distrubing it was to hear that Chris Brown is “rumored” to have assaulted Rihanna the night before the Grammys. Ok, so here’s how the whole scenario went down, according to Billy Johnson, Jr over at Yahoo. [...]

Read the full article →

6 Reasons Why Miley Cyrus Isn’t Racist

February 8, 2009

Miley Cyrus in the news. Racy photos. We’ve heard it before. But this time it’s not “professional” topless pictures of the 16-year old Disney queen (Is that even legal?) Instead, a photo has surfaced with Cyrus and friends apparently making the oh so original stereotypical “slant eye” gesture. Cyrus has denied the intent of the [...]

Read the full article →