 She represents Queens I was raised out in Brooklyn |
To the left is an undated handout photo of a parrot named Franklin who vanished without a trace from a New York pet boarding house last week while the family was celebrating the Thanksgiving holiday in Florida. Owners of the missing African Grey parrot that speaks with a Brooklyn accent and imitates cell phone sounds, are so distraught about their loss they have issued a $10,000 cash reward for the bird. (Handout/Reuters)
This sounds a little too “Dr. Doolittle” to me. A parrot that can speak in a Brooklyn accent. Now that is a sight to be seen. At first, I laughed at how distraught the family is feeling. But after mulling over it a little, I can definitely justify the $10,000 reward. I mean, come on, it’s a Brooklyn accent! Where else are you going to find a parrot that is going to say F*$& every other word while grabbing its crotch and dancing like John Travolta in Saturday Night Fever? Now THAT’s priceless!
