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This old man is gangsta for real!
A man (not the one pictured to the left) nearly died from alcohol poisoning after quaffing two pints of vodka at an airport security check instead of handing it over to comply with new rules about carrying liquids aboard a plane, police said Wednesday.
The incident occurred Tuesday at the Nuremberg airport, where the 64-year-old man was switching planes on his way home to Dresden from a vacation in Egypt. He was told at a security check he would have to either throw out the bottle of vodka or pay a fee to have his carry-on bag checked.
Instead, he chugged the vodka — and was quickly unable to stand or otherwise function, police said. Now, we’ve all had shots of vodka before. In our craziest nights, I would say anywhere between 5-10 shots would get us into trouble. But I just did a quick Google calculation (yes, another cool Google function), and 2 pints equals 22 shots. 22 SHOTS OF VODKA. Wow.
This dude is either a drunk or just really cheap. I mean, how much could the airline charge to check in his bag? If the fee cost more than his vodka, that is some crappy alcohol. And if so, it’s no wonder that he got sick off it.
And I’m guess that this guy is probably related to the old man. Yes, that is a guy in a Hooters uniform hugging another guy. Don’t judge the messenger, just watch the video.
Source: AP

