Chris Brown and Rihanna represent of the power couples of the hip hop/r&b world. So you can imagine how distrubing it was to hear that Chris Brown is “rumored” to have assaulted Rihanna the night before the Grammys.
Ok, so here’s how the whole scenario went down, according to Billy Johnson, Jr over at Yahoo.
“According to the reports from the most reputable news sources, Brown turned himself in to authorities Sunday evening in connection with a charge of making a criminal threat. After being interviewed by police, he was released on a $50,000 bond.
Brown is being accused of assaulting a woman Sunday early morning and fleeing the scene, leaving her in a car in the Hancock Park section of Los Angeles. As a result of the issue, Brown canceled his performance at Sunday’s 51st Grammy Awards where he was nominated for two trophies, best pop collaboration for his song “No Air” with Jordin Sparks and best male R&B performance for his ballad “Take You Down.”
It is unclear whether or not his girlfriend pop star Rihanna was the victim, however, insiders are speculating that it was the “Umbrella” singer who made the 911 call to police, complaining of being attacked.
Rihanna also withdrew from her scheduled performance from the Grammys.
The couple was last seen together Saturday night when they attended the annual pre-Grammy party hosted by music veteran Clive Davis. Reports indicate that they were happy.”
Now, I can’t say whether or not this is true.
But what I can say is that no matter what happens, Chris Brown’s once squeeky-clean image now has a black mark on it. Getting into trouble with the law is one thing, but being accused of beating down a female? That’s a whole ‘nother story (see Ike Turner).
There are some things a man never should do.
1. Physically assault a woman
2. Wear skinny jeans.
3. Wear skinny jeans and stuff your iPhone in your front pocket.
4. Eat Pinkberry with other guys
5. Write an email to another guy and use 
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But Chris Brown is innocent until proven guilty. I really want to believe that he isn’t guilty of the accusations set against him.
Without him, no one will ever chew Doublemint gum.
I’ve read the reports, but I have my own theory of what happened. Check it out below.
Did Chris Brown Assault Rihanna?
And here’s a video you might want to check out (see 1:35 of the video)
Photo credits:
MTV.com
The Sizzling
Lenzism
ZDNet.com
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ROFL!!!! How do you come up with this stuff?!?!?!
I knew it!!! I knew it was always that lady. She’s like one of those clingers that he’ll never get rid of. Too bad.
But I heard that Rihanna gave him a little ‘Burn’ down there, so they argued, but Rihanna told him to just ‘Shut Up and Drive’ because Chris Brown was ‘Unfaithful’. So Chris Brown choked a bitch, adn started to ‘Run It!’ and flee the scene. So Rihanna called out ‘S.O.S(Rescue Me)’. Someone heard the ‘Disturbia’nce, and now Rihanna is in ‘Rehab’ilitation trying to get herself right. I hope Rihanna ‘Don’t Stop the Music’, because she seems like a good artist. I bet Chris Brown is ‘So Glad’ he’s out on bail.
Bad situation.
@Mark, nice word play. I think you fit in the entire album!
I heard on the radio that Chris Brown has a history of anger issues. It was reported that his MOM refuse to press charges on him after he was caught throwing dinner plates at her.
Nice to see you posting again bro.
@dogliftingoneleg
Damn, didn’t know his history. I guess everything isn’t always as it seems. Tossing dinner plates at his mom is crazy! Maybe he didn’t like the food.
yes fellas, leave the skinny jeans in your girlfriends closet. Jared, you’re hillarious!
@Jaylo,
Thanks for the props! Love your blog, too, you just tell it like it is!
Hey, I like emoticons!
I hear Chris Brown and Rihanna are working things out. I don’t know if that is the best move but I’m hoping both of them grow from this experience.
@Gil,
Emoticons are awesome
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I hope they work it out, too. But Rihanna should talk to Tina Turner before she makes any decision.
Ahaan… I will follow.
I don’t know what the talk is in relation to Rihanna going to a sex shop. It’s legal, it’s a free country and she should be able to do what she wishes to.